Recent Eva-isms

Here are the Top 10 Eva-ism Translations:

1. Bomb-mom = bottom

2. Purpot = purple

3. Cramara = camara

4. Poke-E-O = Pinocchio

5. Anopoly = Monopoly

6. Pits = Nipples (i.e. "my baby is eating from my pits")

7. Bits = Genitals

8. Mrs. Bartwey = Mrs. Bartley

9. Sniggle Snaggle = "S" - "that's what it's shaped like"

10. Nee = Aunt Lisa

Today she made a card for Great Papa and said, "We can drive to Heaven to give it to him."

Eva's Rendition of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer), SHINY nose

And if you ever sawr is (sawr it) you would even say it glows (like a flashlight)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer) used to laugh and call him names (like Poke-E-O)

They never let poor Rudolph, join in any reindeer games (like Anopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say (HO HO HO)

Rudoph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight

Then how the reindeer loved him (loved him) as they shouted out with glee (Yipee)

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer) you'll go down in history (like George Washington)